هل من مترجم؟

[المختلف]

هل من مترجم ؟

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the devil.

"You are on my list, but I have no room for you.

You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.

I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.

" Bush thought that sounded pretty good,

so the devil opened the first room.

In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water.

He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed.

Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No, George said. "I don't think so.

I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room.

In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.

All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder.

I would be in constant agony if all

I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened a third door.

In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor

with his arms staked over his head,

and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose.

Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

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الرجاء ممن يستطيع ترجمتها باسلوب صحيح-وليس حرفيا بالطبع-

المساعدة في ذلك وله جزيل الشكر.

ملاحظة:هي قصة خيالية كوميدية حول "بوش".

[رحيل]

القصة جميلة خلاصتها بوش غبي ومنحل وفي النهاية اكل المقلب!


اتمنى ترجمة هذا النص المنقول بدون زعل!





Men Are Hard To Please




The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.(village)
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u ! SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
! If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ...[/QUOTE]

[المختلف]

ماشي يا رحيل

"رضاء الرجل غاية لا تدرك","ما يعجبه العجب,ولا الصيام في رجب"

شكرا للمرور والاضافة الجميلة.